Munich Jokes

German math If a train leaves Berlin travelling east at 30kph and another train leaves Munich travelling south at 25kph. How many Jews can be killed in 5years?

In 1905 there were two boys sitting outside the Hofbrauhaus in Munich, Germany.... One boy, Carl, had just traded his sandwhich with another boy when his mother called him home. Angry with her son, the mother asked, ""CARL ORFF, why did you trade that chicken sandwhich I worked so hard on for you?!"" Carl replied, ""O Fortuna salad.""

The German Lifeguard A group of friends were on a boat in Munich when the hull was breached. They quickly called for the German Life Guard yelling ""Help we're sinking!"" The Life Guard asked ""Ja, vat are you sinking about?""

There's a small German town near Munich called Pfilzerplatz, and the town is renowned for producing fine stationery. Anyway, Munich had a problem -- the thousands of stray dogs in the city were breeding with one another and overrunning the city. So the people of Munich banded together and ran the dogs out of the city. Unfortunately, the dogs appeared in Pfilzerplatz. The dogs took over everything, and the mayor decided to evacuate the town. The paper mills were shut down, and everyone left. But …

German guy at the French border. A German guy is at the French border. The French customs officer asks him some questions. -Name? *-Karl Schmidt.* -Place of Residence? *-Munich.* -Occupation? *-Oh, no, no. I'm just visiting.* (Translated from an /r/French comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/French/comments/1jrq1z/tell_me_a_joke_in_french/cbhnivu)