My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said "murdered". And "loved", past tense.#Mulder#Holiday0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Mulder softly whispering "I want to" at every exhibit in the Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.]#Mulder#Not Museum#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien#Mulder#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm. Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train.#Mulder0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mulder: it's some sort of over-fed grim reaper judgment figure. Scully: we're at the mall, Mulder. That's just Santa.#Mulder#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fox Mulder, age 6: *looks under pillow* MOM! IT DISAPPEARED! Mom: the Tooth Fairy took it, dear Fox: you mean... the tooth is out there?#Mulder#Parents0🔗 ShareWhatsApp