Ms Teacher Jokes

Ms. Teacher is experimenting new ways to make kids learn.. She asks children questions from the book chapter by chapter. And if the children answer the questions from the 1^st chapter, she will kiss them on one cheek. If they answer the second chapter too, she would kiss them on both cheek. Most kids got stuck on the second chapter and some went to the third chapter and Ms. Teacher kissed them on both cheeks and the lips. Then came little Johnny's turn. Johnny: (smirking) You better have your ta…

""If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"" Little Johnny excitedly raises his hand and the teacher picks on him. ""There would be none left because if you shoot one then the rest fly away!"" Ms. Teacher responds, ""No Johnny, the correct answer is nine birds left, *but I like the way you think!*"" Little Johnny retorts with, ""Can I ask you a question Teacher?"" ""Well of course you can."" ""Okay. There are three women sitting on a park bench each with a …