""Well Mrs. O'Connor so you want a divorce?"" the solicitor questioned his client. ""Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?"" ""Oh no"" replied Mrs. O'Connor. ""Shure now we have a carport."" The solicitor tried again. ""Well does the man beat you up?"" ""No no"" said Mrs. O'Connor looking puzzled. ""Oi'm always first out of bed."" Still hopeful the solicitor tried once again. ""What I'm trying to find out are what grounds you have."" ""Bless ye sor. We live in a flat -- not even a wind…