""Now little ones, where do children go when they do bad things...?"", Mrs Mary asked. ""I know! I know!"", Little Johnny said with vigour, "" they go behind the bushes in the playground!"" ""Please little Johnny, mind what you say"" ""Oh its true Mrs Mary!"", voiced Susan enthusiastically, ""T.J took me there and showed me his Weiner."" The teacher gasped in horror as T.J smiled mischievously. ""Oh, it was like a peanut it was!"" ""Hah, so it was tiny?"", the teacher relieved, asked. ""No, salt…