Mrs Claus Jokes

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trained elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the f…

The real reason there's an angel on the top of the Christmas tree. When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit.This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More …

What does Mrs Claus get when she wears tight pants? A mistletoe.

Legend Long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the f…

Why was Mrs. Claus disappointed? Because Santa came early

The Angel on the Christmas Tree Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip. But there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth a…

Santa and Mrs. Claus have decided to break up However

'NSFW' Why didn't Mrs. Claus ever have kids? Because Santa always comes down the chimney.

Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year

Why Is there a little angel on top of the Christmas tree?,"Many years ago, on Christmas Eve, everything went wrong at the North Pole. Mrs Claus was on the rag, the reindeer had the runs, the elves were on strike and Rudolph hit the bottle pretty hard. Santa was pretty pissed-off and about to explode when the little angel walked in with a freshly cut spruce tree. -- where do you want me to put the tree Santa? the little Angel asked. Santa exploded: And this is why there is a little angel at the…

Why does Mrs. Claus not have any kids? Because Santa only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.

why couldn't mrs. claus get pregnant? santa only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney...

How come Mr. and Mrs. Claus don't have any kids? Because Santa only cums once a year and its down the chimney!

What happened when Santa cut his beard? The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. [OC]