A priest and a bus driver are standing in Purgatory... There is an angel guarding two doors: one for Hell, the other for Heaven. Both of them approach the celestial being and it says, looking at a really long list: ""Alright, Mr... Stanford, the bus driver? You are going to Heaven, congratulations!"" The bus driver happily opens the corresponding door and steps through. The priest smiles and heads towards the same door as well, but the angel stops him in his path: ""Not you, Father Johnson. You …