Mr Miyagi Jokes

CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off CAPS LOCK ON caps lock off - Mr Miyagi [2014]

"Be patient." - Mr Miyagi telling Daniel how to bang a nurse

The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts? Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent ""Rax on, Rax off""

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off.

What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y

How does Mr Miyagi like to relax? He wax off....

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date? He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car? He wax off.