Hunter goes out in the Amazon A rifle armed hunter goes out in the Amazon looking for some new game to show for. He stumbles across a monkey and points his gun right at him about to pull the trigger. The monkey yells, ""Please Mr. Hunter don't shoot me! I got a family, kids, and a whole life just like yours."" The hunter says, ""Alright, alright. Let me just cut your arm off and that will hold me over for the night."" The monkey says, ""Please I need my arm to swing tree from tree and get home t…