A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next show. He stopped at a farmhouse and approached the farmer who lived there. ""Hello there, Mr. Farmer, I was just passing by and I was wondering if I might speak to your dog."" The farmer replied, ""Well, you know, dogs don't talk."" The ventriloquist said, ""You'd be surprised what a dog might tell you. Can I speak with him?"" dogThe farmer, eyeing the ventriloquist suspiciously, called his dog. …