Mr Browns Jokes

So Mr. Cohen and Mr. Brown are about to start trade with each other. Mr. Cohen and Mr. Brown are two business men in New York. Mr. Brown is a fourth generation American, who owns a big clothing store, while Mr. Cohen is an old Jewish man, who immigrated to the U.S from Poland during the war. Mr. Cohen is small business owner, who makes cloth. One day Mr. Cohen requests that Mr. Brown to start making his clothes with Cohen's cloth. Mr. Brown agrees, on one condition; the first purchase must be a …

A man walked into an insurance office and asked two senior executives for a job. "We're not taking on new staff," they said. "But you can't afford to be without me," insisted the man. "I can sell insurance to anybody, anywhere, anytime." "Okay," they said. "Prove it. There are two prospective clients who have resisted all our attempts to sell them a policy. If you can sell to just one of them, you're hired." The guy was gone for around two hours, but when he returned he handed over two cheques –…