A lawyer walks into a bar... Mr. Jones, the lawyer, walked into a bar. The bartender poured him a drink, then noticed Mr. Jones had a black eye. ""What happened to you?"" asked the bartender. ""You look like you've been in a fight."" ""It's been just an awful day at work, I tell you what."" said Mr. Jones. ""I don't even work in workplace discrimination -- that's Mr. Baskett's specialty. Everyone knows I do divorce proceedings. But here comes this lady into my office, ranting till her face is bl…