Moses and Jesus decide to play golf. First hole is a par 4, fairly straight but there's a pond that stretches from the front of the tee to a spot about 200 yards down the fairway. Jesus pulls a 4-iron out of his bag and steps up to the tee. Moses can't believe it. ""A 4-iron? Are you nuts? You can't clear the water with that!"" Jesus waves him off ""Chill. Arnold Palmer has done it a hundred times."" He tees off and the ball goes 175 yards; right into the pond. Moses sighs, parts the water, and …