Monte Carlo Jokes

a flea goes into a travel agency... a flea goes into a travel agency and says, ""oh i've been working so hard for the last few years, i really need a holiday."" travel agent asks, ""what kinda holiday were you in the market for?"" flea says, ""i want to go somewhere bright and sunny, somewhere that i can just relax and enjoy myself, don't want to worry about anything."" travel agent says ""okay"" and starts flipping through his catalogue book. after some research, the travel agent announces prou…

Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb ten volunteer firemen to break into the house and smash the old light bulb to bits fifty to protest the abortion of the old lightbulb ten to organize a lawn fete and spaghetti dinner at Our Most Holy Precious Blood of the Seventeen Martyred Saints R.C. Chu…