Ole and Sven go to Hell (long) One day, Satan was walking through Hell, making sure the souls were properly tormented, until he came upon an unusual sight. Sitting next to a lava pool were Ole and Sven, decked out in parkas, hats, boots and gloves. Confused, Satan walks up to them and asks them why they're dressed for winter in Hell. Ole says, ""Vell yah know, ve're from Minnesota, a land of ice and snow and cold. Ve're just happy to finally be varm for a change."" Satan tries to reply, but can'…