Mike Tyson Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s? There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms? Whatever you want

What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy

What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer.

How does Mike Tyson get smarter? By taking a math gainer.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match? Tysssonssss

Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice.

Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable? With an Itheberg

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson? Bill Cosby

What does Mike Tyson use to represent his sewing skills? A thymbol

What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?

What does Mike Tyson do after 10pm? He thlides into your DMth.