Mexicos Jokes

Best joke in soccer right now. Mexico's national team.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country

Mexico's prison system

Mexico's dump. Once upon a time, a country in North America known as Mexico got independence from its motherland, Spain. To celebrate, it had a big feast, but took the biggest shit known. The United States took the shit from Mexico and set it up as a state. The shit is now known as California.

Pancho Villa Joke [Mildly NSFW] **Pretext:** In case you don't know who Pancho Villa is, he was a notorious Mexican revolutionary who was one of Mexico's biggest outlaws for (violently) showing his disagreement with Mexican Dictatorship. Villa raised an army of civilians and workers, called *Dorados*, to fight the Mexican regime during the early 1900's. Villa is known to be one of the most badass men in all of Mexican history. More info and be found here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancho_Vill…

I'm well versed in Mexico's version of Judo. Judo know if I got a knife... Judo know if I got a gun...

What's Mexico's national sport? Cross-country

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?","Guacamole, sour cream and salsa.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red? Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross-country

What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country

What's Mexico's national sport? Cross country