Merlins Laboratory Jokes

And you think the queen isn't to be blamed? King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard wa…

[Request] Drinking or medieval jokes. Super bonus if both. They can certainly be offensive. I'll start. Going on a medieval pub crawl and offensive and/or drinking jokes get you to the head of the line at each bar. I'm hoping you can keep me in the front and my fellow crawlers entertained. But this is r/jokes, so here's ~~one~~ two to get us started: A king was preparing to ride off on a quest. Before he leaves, he locks up the queen with a chastity belt and calls in his most trusted knight and …

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation. It was a chastity belt, except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place, which made it basically useless. ""This is no good, Merlin!"" the King exclaimed, ""Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect my lady, the Queen, when I'm on a long quest?"" ""Ah, sire, just observe, "" said Merlin. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He ins…

It's my cake day, thought I'd share my favorite joke I like to tell King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful, and said that he'd see if he could come up with something, and asked him to come back in a week. …

King Arthur King Arthur was preparing to go out on an adventure and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. But King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to see Merlin to see if he had a solution. Merlin, the wizard, said he doesn't have anything now but to come back next week, he might have something for him then. A week later, King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was sho…