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Deer Hunting Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove. ""Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"" ""Well,

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Deer Season Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove. ""Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?"" ""Well, I

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Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the ""total PC experience"" to Macintosh computer users. MS software developers this week announced the latest version of its ""Windows for Macintosh"" bundle comes with MyDoom, Bagle, SoBig, LovSan/Blaster and Melissa already installed. Plus, it will automatically connect to the Microsoft website upon start-up to download a customized Mac version of any new virus or worm that might appear on the World Wide Web. ""We'

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Deer Camp Seven guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Kevin's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the six get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with his gear set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the stove. "Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk Melissa into letting you go?" "Well, I

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