Mel Brooks Jokes

Mel Brooks is tired of all the letters from Arnold Schwarzenegger begging for a new space balls movie. In a public statement he said he is the worst schwartz a nagger of them all.

The commons-people of a town are starting a rebellion The right hand man of the king runs to him and says ""Sir, the peasants are revolting"" and the king turns to him and says ""Ah yes, the certainly are"" - Paraphrasing from ""The History of the World"" a comedy by Mel Brooks.