Medical School Jokes

How I Nearly Became A Doctor When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today.

First year students at Medical School were receiving... First year students at Medical School were receiving Their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ""In medicine,it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."" The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuc…

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class... with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ""In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you can not be disgusted by anything involving the human body"". For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse,…

Entrance Exam A recent entrance exam for Medical School included several questions that would determine eligibility. One of the questions was "Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect." Those who spelled 'spine' became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.

Students at Medical School First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of…

How I Nearly Became A Doctor How I Nearly Became A Doctor When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School. One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters *PNEIS* into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect. Those who answered spine are doctors today.

I Almost Became a Doctor When I was young I decided to go to Medical School.

Students at Medical School First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor