Martin Shkreli in jail: "Can I have an aspirin?" Jail: "Yes. That will be $197,000."#Martin Shkreli#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Martin Shkreli has been arrested. Bail will be set, then quickly raised to an amount he can't possible afford.#Martin Shkreli#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli.#Jesus Christ#Martin Shkreli#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp