Mann Jokes

A joke from my high school Latin teacher. This is why I still check Facebook Scientists had developed a race of genetically engineered porpoises that could live forever. Getting bored after many years of intellectual study, the porpoises asked their keeper to get them a book on Latin poetry that could amuse them. On the way back to the aquarium, the keeper spied a lion asleep on the road. Afraid to wake the lion, he quietly stepped over it and was immediately confronted by two FBI agents who pro…

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. ""And how do you find the English students, Donald?"" she asked. ""Mother,"" he replied, ""they're such terrible, noisy people. The one on that side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The one on the other side screams and screams all night."" ""Oh Donald! How do you m…