Manhattan Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course.

Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? You fly a plane into the WTC

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens? J-lo Cloths

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma-ny Knock Knock