Alvin Jokes

In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an "A" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks.

Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around.

DAVE: sorry im late alvin needed me DATE: is that your son? DAVE: for the last time gwen, he's the lead singer in the chipmunk band i manage

Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? "After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop? "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

It's awful that those other chipmunks force Alvin to wear an A on his sweater just because he's an adulterer.

In regards to the new movie... Just asking that no one spoil it for me, seeing the movie without any preconceptions will help me get over how bad things have been recently. Hopefully Alvin and the Chipmunks is the masterpiece we're all hoping for.

The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!

Alvin Alvin is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above that says ""**Alvin. Sell your business!**"

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alvin! Alvin who! Alvin a great time, how about you? Knock Knock Who's there? Allan! Allan who! Allan-d of Manhattan! Knock Knock Who's there? Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma-ny Knock Knock