Man has been in prison for 30 years And he's dying for a shag. When he gets out he goes to a brothel he knows in town. He sais to the woman at the desk. ""I'm after a shag."" She sais ""How much have you got?"" So he throws a few coins onto the desk. She proceeds to laugh at the ex prisoner to which he replies grabbing her hastily and shaking her slightly. ""Please I need a shag!"" ""OK, OK!"" She sais telling him to go to room 18 and call her when he's done. He trots upstairs delighted, swings …