The Old Man and the Nurse This is a real conversation heard between an old man and a nurse one evening in the ER Nurse - Age? Old Man - 82 Nurse - Weight? Old Man - I've been waiting for over an hour! Nurse - No no...how much do you weigh? Old Man - What? Am I gay? Hell no! Nurse - No sir, how much do you WEIGH? Old Man - I'M NOT GAY! The entire ER goes quiet and everyone is looking at the old man Nurse - (Trying to hide her smile) No no sir, how much do you weigh...weight?! Old Man - WAIT? I've…