MAJOR TOM: Tell my wife I love her very much... GROUND CONTROL: She knows. MAJOR TOM: Wait... Is she with you now? GROUND CONTROL: Bye, Tom.#Major Tom#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away.#Major Tom0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Stop pestering me. I'm trying to do my job." -Major Tom to ground control#Major Tom#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't think Major Tom was much of an astronaut - Ground Control had to tell him to put his helmet on, FFS. That's pretty basic stuff.#Major Tom0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?#Major Tom#Door And Im#Technology0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Major Tom flies really high up, what would you call someone very deep beneath the ground? Miner Tom#Major Tom#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp