Ma And Pa Jokes

Ma & Pa and the outhouse Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out... "Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin' wrong with it." Ma yells back, "Yes there is; now git out there and fix it." So.......Paw mosies out to the outhouse, looks around, and yells back, "Ma there ain't nuthin' wrong with this outhouse honey! " Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin' my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have to …

An Australian Army Recruit sends home a letter... Dear Ma & Pa, I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don’t hafta get outta bed until 6 am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed …