A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street complete with huge stetson hat spurs and six shooters. ""Excuse me sir"" said the police officer ""who are you?"" ""My name's Tex officer"" said the cowboy. "" eh?"" said the police officer ""Are you from Texas?"" ""Nope Louisiana."" ""Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"" ""Don't want to be called Louise do I .