3 blondes on a hike found some tracks in the woods... Blonde girl one said ""These are wolf tracks."" Blonde girl two rolled her eyes and said ""No Lori, you're such an idiot, these are deer tracks."" Blonde girl three piped up and said ""You are both wrong, these are obviously horse tracks."" They stood there arguing over the tracks for about 15 minutes. During the heated debate, they were hit by a train. I'm sure you guys have heard this before, but just in case I figured I'd post it.