Lithuania Jokes

3 men are sittingin jail in Lithuania 3 men sitting are in jail in Lithuania one of them says: I killed a person got 10 years what did you do ? second answers : stole 100k euros. Last one says: I wrote bachelor's thesis for someone else ....

A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up.

Old jokes about Russians ..from Soviet times... from Lithuania. Few Days after Jurij Gagarin went to space and was the first human who ever made it into space, in a small village a man is visiting his neighbour. "Jonai ! Did you read that ? The Russians now went into Space!" his neighbour got big eyes, happiness came over his face and he asked back: "Really ? All of them !? " -------- ------------------------------------------------------------------ Few years after occupation the Russi…

What kind of berries are these? \- What kind of berries are these? \- These are red Currants \- Then Why are they yellow? \- Because they are green ​ Joke explanation for those who didn't understand really fun and smart joke. So this joke is from Lithuania (it is a country in Europe) So for those who don't live in Europe, currants are berries that grow on bushes. Almost every yard has it. There are 3 types of currants: Black, red and yellow. In the joke, we are talking about red c…