Library Jokes

*walks into library* "Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"

The chicken in the library There is this librarian working his early morning shift one day. He's minding his own business at the front desk when suddenly a chicken walks through the front door Puzzled the librarian waits and the chicken walks to the front desk ""Ba book"" says the chicken. ""You want a book? Here have a book"" The librarian hands the chicken a book and the chicken walks off Two hours later the same chicken returns empty handed and walks right to the front desk again. ""Ba book""…

The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System.

I wouldn’t say that my girlfriend was stupid but the other day she entered our local Library and said to the lady behind the desk, “Chicken nuggets and French fries please.” The woman replied, “Don’t you realize that you are in a library?” So she whispered very quietly, “Sorry, I said can I have some chicken nuggets and French fries, please!?”