Considering Leonardo DiCaprio might win an Oscar tomorrow... 1. Leonardo DiCaprio? More like Leonardo NoOscaro. 2. Best actor category? More like the not Leo club. 3. I typed in 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar' into google and it said 'Did you mean if hell freezes over?' 4. I heard Leo thought he had won an Oscar for Inception, but then he realized he was just dreaming. 5. The only way Leo can win an Oscar is if Steve Harvey is hosting. Thanks for bearing through that, much like Leonardo DiCaprio had…