Lee Jokes

But is that likely?,"Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt.

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?,"A parent Lee.

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter? Nata-LEE-HEE!

What so you call an Asian jew? Jew Lee

What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee

What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out.

But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt.

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time? Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee? Gent Lee (Gently)

Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to? A: Lonely

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee.

What do you call an injured martial artist? Bruised Lee

Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste, he shivered and replied: "I'm afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me!"