Seven Horse Jokes Q Why was the young horse confused? A He wasn't foal-ly aware of what was going on. Q Why wouldn't that horse want to date the other horse? A He didn't want to be a-filly-ated with her Q Why did the horse need cough syrup? A It caught a colt. Q What was the lady-horse's favorite song? A Marey had a Little Lamb Q Why did the seller make the buyer use coins for the horse? A It was a Quarter horse. Q Why did the horse examin his food before he ate it? A It was a Thorough Bread. Q …