A cabbie and a priest are at the gates of Heaven... St. Peter invites the cabbie and the priest into his golf cart, to show them to their new residences. Although the cab driver had spent his life speeding, drinking and scamming, he was dropped off at a beautiful lakefront mansion. Seeing this, the priest thought to himself: ""if that's where he's ending up, I can't wait to see the place a good man of God like me will end up!"" (he was a genuinely good man, no nonsense) St. Peter kept driving, d…