Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the manager. Upon completion of the test, both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bubba and said: ""Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the Yankee the job."" Bubba asked: ""And why are you giving him the job? We both got nine questions correct. This being Louisiana, and me …