you dont know Jack Schitt!? NSFW (language) You Don't Know Jack Schitt? Jack Schitt You Don't Know Jack Schitt? Author Unknown Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, ""You don't know Jack Schitt."" Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 ch…