Juan Jokes

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company? Capital Juan

What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel.

[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan

What's the same about Mexican and Black people? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

What does a Mexican magician use? A magic Juan

Hey, did you hear about the Mexican-Indian twins that just moved in next door? They're identical too! Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan

What do Mexicans call a commando? A Juan man army...

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip?? Juan.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal? Dinner for Juan

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song? "I Juan to break free"

What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people? Juan vs. Juan

How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi

Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball? Juan on Juan

What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan