A collection of lightbulb jokes
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just Juan
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Two. One to hold the lightbulb and one to drink until the room spins.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Just two but who knows how they got in there.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Change?
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-Oh, it's an obscure number, you've probably nev…