Jons Jokes

Three High-rise construction workers sit down on a beam to eat their sack lunches... The first one ,Bob, opens his sack lunch and comments out loud, ""tuna again!, I swear, if I get tuna one more time I'm jumping off this beam!"", he then angrily eats his lunch. The second worker, Jon, opens his lunch and declares, ""peanut butter and jelly again! I swear I too will jump off this beam if I get this again tomorrow"", he too eats his lunch. The third worker, Scooter, opens his lunch and makes the …

Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the emergency room. The doctor says, ""Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."" Jon says, ""I haven't got the fingers."" The doctor says, ""What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? It's 1999. We've got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the finger…

Lil' Jon's Electrician Popular music icon Lil Jon had returned home from his world tour to find his electrician finishing up his renovations. "The place looks great!" Said Lil Jon. "Thanks," the electrician replied, "But there's one thing I have to show you." The electrician guided Lil Jon into Lil Jon's personal bar. Strangely, it had only a single light bulb dangling from the ceiling. "I don't understand," said Lil Jon. "Why did you install this light bulb?" "This is a special light bulb…