Johhny went to sleep and woke up in heaven
He awoke before the Pearly Gates...
St Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Johnny"...
Johnny was stunned, "I'm dead...? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back"...
St Peter said, "Hmm, perhaps that could be arranged. It does involves a lot of paperwork but sure. You've got two alternatives, you can come back as a fish or as a hen"...
Johnny never liked swimming, and thought that perhaps being a hen wouldn't be that bad after …