Johnny Its Jokes

Young Miss Cadence is teaching calculus and asks Johnny: 'Johnny, 3 crows are sitting on the roof of the barn. You get your gun and shoot one down. How many crows are left on the roof?' After a long contemplation Johnny answers: ""None, Miss Cadence."" Miss Cadence looks surprised and asks him to try again. ""I'm sure it's none. You shoot one down and the other crows fly again"" Young Miss Cadence giggles and comments : ""No, Johnny.. It's two. But I like the way you think"" ""I've got a questio…

Little Johnny It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down to three students remaining, Chloe, Jimmy and Little Johnny. ""Chloe, could you spell solidify?"" ""Solidify, S...O...L...I...D...I...F...Y, solidify."" ""Correct, Chloe. Could you use it in a sentence?"" ""OK. Um, in order to turn water into ice, you must solidify it by leaving it in the freezer."" ""Very good Chloe. Now Jimmy, would you like to spell integrity for me?"" ""Integrity. Let's see, I...N...T...E...G...R...I...T........E, i…