The Red Banana There once was a boy named little Johnny. Little Johnny loved trains. All he ever wanted to do was play with trains when he was younger and from the age of 8 all he wanted to do when he grew up was become a train conductor. So Little Johnny studied all through grade school and high school and eventually got into the best train conductor university in all the land. Little Johnny graduated that university with flying colors and took a job with the most presitigious train company out…