The Englishmen & the salmon. Two English guys (John & Dave) were visiting Ireland & after a few days of traveling around, they found themselves in a very rural pub enjoying the local beer. They drank for many hours & when it came to closing time, they were both *extremely* drunk so they left the pub & staggered up the laneway towards their lodgings. On the way, under the dim street light they saw two local Irishmen walking towards them carrying what was the biggest salmon the…