Why Pro Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs... (long but good) 1 Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."" 2 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: ""I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."" 3 And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say: ""I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"" Matt Millen of the Raiders said: ""T…