A Spanish Joke - Translated
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over.
“Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a Breathalyzer test.”
“I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.”
“Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the …