Jewish Elderly Couple On Vacation Bob and Sheila, and elderly Jewish couple were on their way to the Bahamas on vacation when, while at 36,000 ft they hear a large bang, then the plane loses a couple hundred feet. ""What the hell was that?!"" Sheila asks Bob. ""I dont know, feels like we hit something"", he replies. Then, a minute later, the captain comes on the monitor. ""Attention everyone, I am sure you felt the bump a minute ago. We had an engine failure, causing damage to the wing and are n…