A Jewish joke my Jewish grandfather sent me. One day at kindergarten the teacher said she would give anyone 10 dollars if they could tell her who the most famous man who ever lived. A little Irish boy said, ""It was St. Patrick!"" The teacher replied, ""I'm sorry Sean, but no."" A young Scottish boy said, ""It was St. Andrew!"" The teacher replied, ""Sorry Hamish, but that is not correct."" Finally, a young Jewish boy named Marvin raised his hand and said, ""It was Jesus Christ."" The teacher re…